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I once saw a copy of Jackie Chan's autobiography. The last few pages consisted of a log of the injuries that he has sustained throughout his martial arts career. It was so fascinating that it inspired me to make this list of things that my dachshund, Copper, has eaten over the years.

Things my dog has eaten:
Items marked with an * come with an interesting story, which I would be glad to share if asked.

• 2 lbs of candy corn*
• 1 large pepperoni pizza*
• box of bb's for a BB gun
• 1/2 of a 25 pound bag of dog food
• pair of boy short underwear*
• 2lb box of nuts and chews candy from See's*
• the entire contents of a bathroom trashcan
• 4 pair of Barbie shoes
• kitty rocha from the litter box
• cranberry cake, including parts of the broken Pyrex pan that broke when he pulled it down from the counter
• tennis balls
• balloons
• Kleenex
• papertowls
• the cardboard roll that X-mas wrapping paper is rolled on
• bark
• rubber gloves
• entire bag of Hershey's kisses, including foils and bag
• Styrofoam left over box with eggs and pancake inside
• large bowl of peanut M&M's*
• entire contents of a 5lb tin of butter cookies, including paper wrappers*
• Q-tips
• Crayons
• Playdoh
• saturated diapers

Many more items have been swept up by my little brown hoover. I'll add to the list as I remember.